by Jaded Wolf November 23, 2021
Get the Your namemug. When people define their own names or someone's who they want to get with as flattering, with wording that makes whoever does this to their own names pathetic.
"blair
the most amazing guy you will ever meet
he is hawt!
he is smart!
he is sweet!
he is funny!
he is a good kisser!
+ gives great hugs!
he is all round everything any girl will ever want!"
seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.
"John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."
Correct me if I'm wrong but is john to good to be true? Such an ornery name doesn't deserve name-bitching, because if this were true John Lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.
the most amazing guy you will ever meet
he is hawt!
he is smart!
he is sweet!
he is funny!
he is a good kisser!
+ gives great hugs!
he is all round everything any girl will ever want!"
seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.
"John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."
Correct me if I'm wrong but is john to good to be true? Such an ornery name doesn't deserve name-bitching, because if this were true John Lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.
by youDUMBASS November 14, 2011
Get the Name-Bitchingmug. Dionymal names are those that have two uses, most commonly occurring when first names can be last names and vice-versa.
Example:
Kelly: "Hey, my name's Kelly George. What's yours?"
Tim: "Eh, Im Tim. Wow, you've got a dionymal name!"
Kelly: "Uh, what does that mean Tim?"
Tim: "Well, it means your first name can be a last name, and your last name can be a first name. Dionymal"
Kelly: "Wow Tim, you're a loser"
Tim: "Whatever slut, get a dictionary"
Kelly: "Hey, my name's Kelly George. What's yours?"
Tim: "Eh, Im Tim. Wow, you've got a dionymal name!"
Kelly: "Uh, what does that mean Tim?"
Tim: "Well, it means your first name can be a last name, and your last name can be a first name. Dionymal"
Kelly: "Wow Tim, you're a loser"
Tim: "Whatever slut, get a dictionary"
by TooMuchTV November 16, 2009
Get the Dionymal namemug. 1) Usually a person's full name thats given at birth, it can be changed by filling in the proper forms and paying the appropriate fee.
2) A name that the government approves.
2) A name that the government approves.
by Vincent December 13, 2004
Get the legal namemug. I think user names should be used like a genre on this site... you know how tons of them are used by different people ie. "Joe" will have lots of different contributors. Often posters fill in a name related to their definition, so clicking on a certain user name, one could look at certain categories! like, "cynic", or "nonsense", or "patriot", or "nihilist". that'd be cool. just a random thought...
by random thought June 26, 2003
Get the user namemug. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
by Mike the Ekim October 9, 2005
Get the last namemug. Very humorous! Guides the conversation and will take it in any direction they want. Knows what to say and how to be forgiven. Could be a good serial killer-but secretly has too big of a heart to ever. Has a soft spot for Minecraft and Roblox- THEY’RE built DiFfErEnT!!:)
by Anonymous server September 13, 2020
Get the German namemug.