nip the dog

A very bad dog. A black furry creature that likes to take it up the ass from other dogs. A flopped-eared, spit eating, leg-humping goober in fur form. Often mates with other highlanders, a creature native to aviemore. nips can be found living in areas of complete squalor, such as jock’s pissed stained, shit stained mattress, up sarah’s fanny, whore Houses, and with beano the dog.

Look, nip is humping the staircase again, I'm not gonna fucking take him to the vet to get the splinters removed from his dick, that's for damn sure!

by Jock Gobbins April 29, 2003

Nip/Tuck

An FX show that had a good start, but eventually turned into an over-the-top soap opera with terrible writing (See season 2 and you'll know what I mean). Watch The Shield instead.

Nip/Tuck went from sharp to crap.

by Kyle March 7, 2005

skittle nips

when your nips are as big as skittles.

Bobby (bobo) flores from corunna michigan

by flobbo September 8, 2003

nip slapped

When a gurl's nipples are extremly hard they slap you in the face.

This fine gurl in a tank top tried to dance with me at the club but all I kept gettn was nip slapped!!!

by Whizzle May 15, 2006

Whiskey Nips

1. The drunkest member of a group of friends.

2. A person so drunk he begins partaking in asinine and often ebmarrassing activities.

3. "That Guy"

Tom was totes whiskey nips last night. He started rubbing strangers heads!

by Don Bunchu September 25, 2010

Wolf nip

The moment before you ejaculate from oral sex the person giving head will slightly bite the head of the penis. This is known as the wolf nip.

Christina: What do you want for your birthday?

Jack: The wolf nip, please.

by Wetflannel April 27, 2014

Kennedy nips

nipples the size of half dollars, which often contain the image of John F. Kennedy.

"Dude, look at that fat guy over there, he has Kennedy nips!"

by jrappa1 March 19, 2008