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Mustard Gas

The reeking filthy gas that crawls past rank shit to infect the world with its putrescence. Typically this releases by your drunk friend in a public area to his utter embarrassment.
Sean dropped Mustard Gas on Oscar’s poor wife last night
by Whoremembers September 3, 2023
mugGet the Mustard Gasmug.

Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
mugGet the Mexican Mustardmug.

bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021
mugGet the bakes my mustardmug.

Mustard Eater

A hard-ass, a man is above all other men in their manliness. Extreme talent in music or sports.”
“This guitar player is a real mustard eater”
This guy eats mustard”
by PotatoLPC August 30, 2022
mugGet the Mustard Eatermug.

mustard mustard

A term for something relatively weak or "awkward".
mustard
by 9223372036854775807 August 1, 2025
mugGet the mustard mustardmug.

Mustard boy

Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.
Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck
by kkpep January 6, 2024
mugGet the Mustard boymug.

Dirty Honey Mustard

When you put a spoon of honey into your mouth, while putting yellow food dye on the tip of your dick. You then engage in sex with a woman, but before you cum, you spit the honey into her ass, and cum into her ass, which when the cum mixes with the yellow food dye, will make a consistency similar to mustard. You will then take a chicken nugget and dip it in, enjoying the meal together.
Connor: "Yo bro, that Dirty Honey Mustard last night was insane!"
by Jorshleflisher July 17, 2025
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