Muskercunt

A muskercunt is a natural born sesh leader with an obsession for gear, beer and brasses.

The 4 muskercunts went out for 1 pint but ended up spending 4 grand, catching aids and shitting their pants, returning home 3 days later only to find a pot noodle in the cupboard.

by Stretch Docs January 3, 2019

muckerupera

a person who fucks things up.

Janaya you are such a muckerupera!!!!

by j-mi October 11, 2006

Musket Feet

"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.

"Dude check that whack style that bro has, he's got some mad Musket Feet."

by JoshVman March 30, 2009

Mustergate

When a group of people assembles in one place to investigate an occurrence or situation. Usually in the case of an emergency. Often heard over a public address system.

There was a disturbance in GJ's at the shopping mall so an announcement came over the PA broadcast "security mustergate GJ's".

by BubbleOBill April 17, 2010

maskerize

To feel as though you're looking through the eyes of someone else, usually a celebrity. You believe or feel for a brief instant that you have the exact expression on your face they make and even mentally superimpose their face onto yours.

Not always a pleasant experience.

I can't believe I just maskerized Paris Hilton. Yuck.

Or

I've been maskerizing Pacino in that one scene in Scarface off and on all day. Ya think I'm still pissed about that exam?

by Zod's Captain April 26, 2010

Musteria

Baby's diarrhea, since it is mustard colored.

You can't eat musteria, but if you must it is best with some halibut

by Jay Brockwell August 17, 2010

musserm

A sweaty ball sac between legs after a long run.

I had a musserm the other day, then I did yoga and put it on my chin.

by Skyler Johnes March 9, 2011