Paisley mojito

Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.

Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.

by Nickynightengale April 18, 2022

Dirty maritonia

Female and dumb form of pikatchu

Yesterday i was playing Pokémon go and i found a dirty maritonia

by Crackfuckinghead April 23, 2022

fark moite

said by bogans in aussie moite

fark moite wyd

by nowwe June 4, 2022

Ormiston Maritime Academy

A shit ass school. Has about 20 strict teachers that should of retired 2 decades ago.

Ormiston Maritime Academy is quite unique but a shit school

by Your_mom_in_my_bed September 11, 2022

Cheers moite

To heartily and zestily thank someone for something

Person 1: I just called Sanjit a monkey for you
Person 2: Cheers moiteeeee

by sanjiterr December 13, 2023

national merit finalist

the medal that you get for being a sweat in high school

Mom: Jennifer's son Kevin is a National Merit Finalist and he's going to UCLA!
Me: ok

by Miss Deed February 15, 2024

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024