monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.

Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day

by The banter August 10, 2016

emil monk

A guy that loves snake tattos and plays a badass, they often end up in jail.

Emil Monk sucks his cellmates every night

by Fætter BR. July 25, 2016

Monke

The alpha creature and the harbingers of a path of enlightenment.

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE!

by Bryce is monke December 23, 2020

baby monke

A monke that is a baby

William was just born, he's a baby monke

by Wechatwang November 21, 2021

Monke

Monke is ancestor, Monke is love, Monke is life, Monke is everything hooman are not hooman are not hot, monke on other hand is hot VERY hot.

Go back i want to be Monke >:(

by MonkeMMMMMM November 17, 2021

Bunk Monk

Military slang for - Someone who spends too much time by themselves (alone) in their one man room (bunk) with the door closed and possibly locked!!

Corporal to soldier “Oi, Pte Evans 512, where is Pte Jones 627?”. Pte Evans to Corporal”Sorry Cpl, I don’t know but if I had to guess he is probably making like a Bunk Monk back in the Accommodation Block”

by Le Brun October 13, 2021

monke

A colloquial term referring to all non-human primates.

Austin: reject humanity return to monke
Leroy: what does that mean??
Austin: it means i want to be an orangutan
Leroy: Um.... You know orangutans are great apes right? haha such an idiot
Austin: I'm aware of the classification between monkeys and great apes, it's a subject I'm obviously quite passionate about. You need to understand that people don't use scientific language in day-to-day circumstances and that the word monke is colloquially understood to refer to all non-human primates.

by Jeremy ''From Wyoming'' Sutton October 17, 2021