Hairy Monkey 

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

Hairy Monkey by UberBad March 17, 2005

snugg monkey 

a person who's body you can't get close enough to your own to satisfy. you hugg and snugg, it feels so perfect. you know that this is the person that completes the puzzle. someone you could definitely spend the rest of your life with. adam.

I can't wait to get home to my Snugg Monkey.

snugg monkey by tush February 8, 2005

trained monkey 

someone whose job is so easy a trained monkey could do it just as well

An example of a trained monkey would be; having to push a button on cue

trained monkey by trained monkey January 2, 2008

monkey bread 

Sweet food made from baking pieces of biscuits after covering them with cinnamon/sugar mix and then baked iin a bunt pan.

"I even made you a plate, soul food, know how Granny do it
Monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it" - Kanye West

monkey bread by MHeath August 13, 2005

Duck Monkey

A being of infinite jest, better known for preying upon the souls of unexpecting occupants of a haunted house.

"Duck Monkey, why must you kill?"

Duck Monkey by Matt Mousseau May 28, 2006

Monkey Ass

A stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)

Get cho monkey ass off the computer and do your homework.

Monkey Ass by stop it loser March 3, 2009

jesus christ monkey balls 

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

jesus christ monkey balls by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007