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Anti-moist

When your scared to lose your virginity
A girl asked me to come to her place i rejected because im anti-moist
by No,onelikesme April 12, 2020
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Conductiv_Moist

Everyone's favorite popular high school YouTuber and rapper. Conductive_Moist gets all the girls while still maintaining a low - profile and somewhat secretive identity. Everyone knows who he is and what he is like, but he still maintains the secrecy of an undercover agent. He can shred some sick guitar and impresses everyone with his harming and charismatic personality. He also boasts an incredibly massive dick that takes 2 hours to unravel due to it's sheer size. He ALWAYS gets a 4.0 GPA and wishes to become an astrophysicist someday. Everyone wants to be around him. Next time you see a secretive man with a smooth, deep bass voice and sweet personality, know that it is Conductiv_Moist.
Guy 1: Damn son! Conductive_Moist just shredded a sick guita solo there! He's like Van Halen!

Guy 2: Ohh yeah!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Conductiv_Moist is sooooooooo hot! I want to make out with him!

Girl 2: Yes! He is so smooth and charming! I bet you he has a huge, seductive dick!
by THICCC_DUMMIE_MOISTTTTTT January 5, 2021
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nice and moist

When you cum all over you're dick and then rub it on a chick making her all nice and moist.
Oh Henry , I hope you're getting ready to make me nice and moist!
by DaHomie5000 March 6, 2017
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Lazer of Moist

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.
“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove
by BigBillyBobby July 10, 2018
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My eye ball is moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"
by Dead Rad November 26, 2020
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Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.
Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight
by OlneyNigga1 December 30, 2022
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moist cake

the tastiness and deliciousness of properly hydrated baked goods
Daisy devoured the delectably moist cake with her dolphins.
by Harold795 December 11, 2007
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