fudge mustache

The act of sucking anus, while the other defecates while in public, MUST BE mushy poop, no liquid with articles of corn and high fiber.

I wanna get me a Fudge mustache like that biatch over there.

by Bob America July 6, 2008

kool-aid mustache

when a man eats out a woman when she is on her period and gets blood on his upper lip

when mike was eating out alaina he came up with a kool-aid mustache.

by J. Stizz January 18, 2008

Mistah Fab

To not quit while you're ahead and subsequently getting your soul raped.

Remember when George W. Bush was really popular in 2002? He Mistah Fabbed his approval rating.

by Luez November 30, 2007

Argentinian Mustache

When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.

Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.

by foxwell adams April 21, 2011

nfl mustache

an extremely thin mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.

Joe has an nfl mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.

by KenOlsen June 2, 2008

mexican catfish mustache

: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)

The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.

by Mexican Catfish June 26, 2010

Jackson's Mustache

The morning after sex, while the woman is still asleep, the act of cumming on her upper lip, then attaching a $20 bill to it.

A: Dude, how did that chick get home this morning?

B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.

by Greene Team July 25, 2011