toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017

Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.

"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."

by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017

taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.

Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!

by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018

Dick Massage

Masturbation, yep masturbation!

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!

by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020

Gateway Massage

Massage that leads to sex

Ted gave Jan a gateway massage because he hoped it would help him get laid.

by Barry Spanier January 26, 2020

pinning messages

A form of ridicule to those who do not think before they speak. Admins and mods often pin messages to embarrass and shame those who accidentally send messages that give misunderstandings mostly to their gender, pp size, and interest in anime characters.

Boy, David sure got it when an admin was pinning messages about him being gay.

by 𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 June 7, 2020

Grey messages

Just the worse. If you ever met this guy named, "KYR Productions," this mans get them every single day. Not one day without them stalking him. It's practically become a meme at this point. So, do this. Hide your kids. Hide your wife, and hide discord and every social media app.

Garza: Hey, PJ. Wanna talk?

PJ: Can't. Got Grey messages smh my head.

by Jenoah B. May 10, 2021