Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?
by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023
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girl mess

the mess you might find on a girls floor, desk etc
could be a variety of things like random underwear, bows, old cereal, mascara, hairbrush, literally just random cute girl stuff in a mess
no matter what it is it's cute cuz it's a girls
me: ugh i love girl mess
poop: wdym it's a pile of old makeup wipes
me: that's exactly what i mean bro it's cute
by nocluebruc January 31, 2024
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your a mess

Your a real ass mess if you dont clean your room!
Maria- hey is my room clean
Me- not only is your room not clean but your a mess!
by Daria's jokes May 21, 2022
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your a mess

Kelsea,your a mess!😂
by Sally123❤️ January 31, 2018
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is hoeism and messing wid girls feelins a crime?

yes !!!!!!!!
by copforhoeism March 15, 2020
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Hydra mess

It's when you go and clean up a mess, then you turn your back for one second and it seems like two more, or the original sized mess has now doubled. Because people around you don't have a basic human functioning such as cleaning up after themselves, Or they are too lazy to do so.

( I swear to God it seems like I am living in a crack house, Or a horders. And at this point in time I can't tell the difference)
"Cleaning up after this hydra mess is going to be the death of me. It seems like I turn my back for one second and two more have sprung up."
by DragonsBane07312000 January 12, 2022
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mess-rage

Experiencing strong angry feelings when looking at unkempt place
The house was in a mess, things were everywhere, I had a mess-rage.
by Dribee December 30, 2016
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