melonite

See wordGeeword

by Bert March 26, 2003

Blind Melon

to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.

They kept clowning me so, I just pulled a blind melon. It was very liberating.

by bootyfaceheadbutt September 3, 2005

melon head

Melon head a person with a massive head almost looks like a melon suprisingly. Even though this kid trys ton get through wothout being called melon head there always is one whilst u try to sneak into the room shouting out MELOOOOOONNNNN HHHEEEAADDDD then the whole class will join in with laughter

random dude:look he has a melon head
Random dude 2: i heard that we shall call him melon head

by Djsmoohty September 22, 2009

Peanut Melon

A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.

The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.

by PeanutMelonKing November 13, 2011

crate of melons

A girl which another generation may have called stacked.

See also buxom, voluptuous.

Source: Peter DeVries /Slouching Towards Kalamazoo/

Hey check that girl over there; she's a real crate of melons.

by ThePants June 1, 2005

Melon

An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
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Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.

by thecathandler2 March 28, 2009

dirty melon

A really small round ass

I just put my stink rod in that girl's dirty melon!

by Steezy J October 18, 2010