melvin

A bottle of flat, room temperature beer discovered the morning after it was opened and forgotten.

Cleaning up the morning after the party, we found a couple of melvins in the kitchen.

by MBolton January 23, 2006

public meeting

A date that goes no further than coffee, lunch, dinner, or a movie.

I had a public meeting with a woman today. I wanted a private meeting but she insisted we go out for coffee.

by Devon Parsons January 20, 2009

melvinators

A pair of jorts or slightly too small sweat pants that are very melvin prone.

These are typically worn by children (by no falt of their own), douchbags, internet gamers, and avid Nascar fans.

The only acceptable situation for the melvinators are for typical household activites that could result in ruining a good pair of pants.

Im going to put on these melvinators to paint the garage, I hope no one I know sees me.

Dude did you see that guy? He must have bought those melvinators in the late 80's.

by Matt Bar July 14, 2007

porch-meetin'

when the computer nerds in a house and their cat all yell IFIAR!!! (see IFIAR) and decide it is nice enough for all to go stand on the porch and drink slurpies'

IFIAR!!!!!! yelled the computer nerd. well all need a porch meeting. everyone get thier slurpie!!

by hellfish(the yellow dart)87gt April 10, 2003

Melvining

Melvining or to Melvin is when a person (guys in particular) pulls down their pants and flashes somebody, also known as reverse-mooning

Joey was arrested for Melvining a woman at the park, Suzy loved it when Steve Melvined her

by The Laugh Giver November 11, 2014

Melvin

The act of diarrhea-ing on top of someone's head in a tropical climate so that the Melvinee can't wipe it off.

The reason we smell so bad isn't because of our foray through the jungle. It's because Carruthers decided to drop a steaming Melvin on us...again.

by Meatball #41 December 29, 2013

medvinator

1.(n)one who is totally medvin
2.(n)a sexier or more attractive version of terminator, usually lacking in one or more patches of pubic follicle
3.(n)one who is infatuated with masterbation
4.(n)when one masterbates constantly only using one arm, the arm is signifigantly larger and is refered to as a medvinator

1."You da medvinator!"
2."Hey Jen, did you see that medvinator, hes really cute, I hope he likes shearing!"
3."Jim, I hate to say it, but I was looking in Allan's droor. I think he is a medvinator."
4."Holy Shit, did you see the medvinator on that guy?"

by Friend to Sklar May 27, 2004