Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.
by enitharmon March 17, 2005
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by your mom March 10, 2003
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The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.
by weave January 8, 2004
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makinen has tits
by ryan makinen January 5, 2009
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Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?
by mrjsweezy July 28, 2012
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2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)
2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)
1)F**king hell, I shouldn't have done that last night.... F**k it, what's the meaning of life.
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future
by Jonno8825 January 1, 2009
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*Drake doesn't tweet about Meek Mill's new album*
Meek: Drake doesn't write his own raps, he has a ghostwriter. *And such other accusations*
A fan: Damn, he be meeking too much. Everybody knows Drake writes his own verses.
Meek: Drake doesn't write his own raps, he has a ghostwriter. *And such other accusations*
A fan: Damn, he be meeking too much. Everybody knows Drake writes his own verses.
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