maxing

Breaking up a couple to get with one of them

Friend: you maxing that couple bruh?

Playa: hell yeah I'm maxing them

by mhunny23 October 11, 2014

max

commonly refers to someone who enjoys a rusty crook on a daily basis

rusty crooks and max goes are such a daily thing

by tuff nigee December 27, 2009

The Max

The baddest mother fucker i've ever seen. he's a hit man for KAOS. He also works with every US government group like CIA, NSA, FBI, US Marshals, etc. He also works with other countries like Colombia, England, Germany, etc. Don't mess with this guy. "You give me shit, I give you a bullet." - The Max

The Max is the baddest mother fucker i've ever seen

by Deep Throat 06 August 30, 2008

Maxing

When a retarded kid poops his pants at work

"Oh Geez, that kid is maxing himself like crazy!"

by ASDFRRRRRR March 22, 2009

max

1. any awkward moment
2. any short person
3. any person that doesnt like to put lubricated condoms on their head

1. After the girl told her mom she had sex with her dad, there was a max.

2. Did you see that midget? He was a total max!

3. "Dude, I just found this pre-lubed condom, wanna blow it up and put it on your head?" "NO! I'm a Max."

by Maxiiiii April 1, 2008

to the max

rocking out until you can't rock out any more

i just rocked out to the max at the JUNTO! concert.

by Slayer Rules January 20, 2003

max

a piece of shit ass faggot

max: ur gay
you: you hang around guys in leotards. so straight.

by gee-oh March 4, 2013