March 14th

The male equivalent to Valentine's Day (February 14th), Steak n' Blowjob Day. Steak n' Blowjob Day relates to couples participating in the consumption of steak (mainly medium rare) and the female giving the male a blowjob for a minimum of 6 minutes (traditional countdown from mesoamerican holiday).

Bary: "Hey Martha! It's March 14th!"
Martha: "Bary you're a sick fuck, I'm getting a divorce"
Bary: *unzips pants furiously* "Get to suckin'!"

by McJazzerVEVO October 23, 2019

March 22

Birthday of strong, resilient, big hearted women. The day of celebrating another year if strength and wisdom.

March 22 is the birthday of amazing souls. You would be fortunate if you married one of these rare, amazing women born on March 22.

by Vanadium November 19, 2019

Marthe

An awesomely cool pirate ninja hybrid.

Marthe is so sneaky and awesome!

by iyanaqua October 24, 2009

Martha's Vineyard

Known for short as "MV", it is an island that is part of Massachusetts and is located off the coast of Cape Cod. It is the premier summer destination in all of New England, hands down. Unlike many other summer destinations, it provides a great variety of landscapes/locations. The up-island beaches of Aquinnah, Chilmark, West Tisbury, and Edgartown are the nicest ones on the island, and host the best bonfires around. The more "in-town" spots such as Vineyard Haven, Oak Bluffs, and Edgartown are always booming with people in the summer, and are each great in their own unique way. Vineyard Haven is populated by many islanders, Oak Bluffs is the true "summer town", and Edgartown is the slighty fancier and more aristocratic of the three. Everyone has to experience this amazing place at least once in their lifetime, and when they do so, they should abide by these guidelines: Don't rent a moped, don't flaunt your tourist status, don't buy too much at the Black Dog (one t-shirt is ENOUGH), make sure to experience the whole island, try to avoid the cheesy tourbus, stay with somebody you know who is a regular there, and last but not least do everything in your power to come back again and again.

"I'm heading down to Martha's Vineyard for the summer."

by Chuck14 July 24, 2008

marthus

An amazing person ... kind, Super funny and cool... really good looking even if he doesn’t think he is .. great person to be around

he is so Smart bruh

Marthus hi
Human hiiiiiiiiiii

by SusFriendhaha October 30, 2021

Martha

A beautiful intelligent girl who everyone wants to be friends who is very kind and willing to do most things things and has a dark side to them which no one knows about but you are very lucky if your friend or best friend is called martha as they are very caring and loyal as long as you are for them you are very lucky if they are your girlfriend as they will care for you and are very loyal and a very pleasant person to be around and they are amazing at lots of things and after finding something they want to do they will dedicate their life to it and they are very althetic and sporty and also really pretty and hot.

me:did you see that girl over there she is so hot
friend: i know their name must be martha

by Kalini January 4, 2022

maathu

She is sexy like hell. especially when she gives you a dirty look though her classic glasses.
She got the smile that could make you shiver. She got the eye of the tiger dude.

her voice get through your soul whenever she whispers. She is a diva.
:)

dude 1:- Dude I think Maathu is really out of my league.
dude 2:- Man... she gives me cold sweats!! She is unreachable!

dude1:- Her body is a flawless temple

by ixdale December 10, 2016