marriagectomy

(used humorously) a divorce; also called nuptialectomy.

The wife felt extremely traumatized after her marriagectomy from her husband.

by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010

marriage blasphemy

The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.

This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.

by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018

Same - Sex Marriage

When two people from the same identification ( gender) ( or if non-binary) wed

Jared is in a same - sex marriage, with his husband, Josh.

by champion2312 June 10, 2018

Same Sex Marriage

Marriage between two people of the same gender. I may not agree with it or think it's normal, but it doesn't affect me so who the hell cares? It should be legal because it's victimless and it only affects the people who marry. If it makes them happy, so what? I personally think it's unnatural, but I don't care because it doesn't affect me. In America we have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and if marrying someone of the same gender allows some people to achieve the last two, then go for it.

James: Do you approve of same sex marriage? I think it's a sin and should be illegal.

Me: I also think it's a sin, but it should be legal because in America we can do whatever we want if it doesn't affect others. Is lying illegal? Is disrespecting your parents illegal? Is worshipping false gods illegal? Is using the lords name in vain illegal? No. All of those are sins and none are illegal, so why should same sex marriage be illegal? Plus, God forgives our imperfections and he loves all of us.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020

Marriage

You sleep together but you can't get none

That's what marriage means can't get none

by Theunknownone December 31, 2014

Marriage

A stupid arrangement that ends in divorce or one of people in the relationship killing the other one. Marriage is so beyond stupid it isn’t even funny. If you think permanently binding yourself to some idiot you “love” is fun go screw yourself. Also if you ever thought for one moment that they were the one you thought wrong. Run they either plan on killing you, breaking your heart or stealing your cash

The idea of marriage is so stupid. If you want to sell your soul so bad than just contact the devil. His number is 666-666-6666.

by DollyFace December 10, 2020

marriageologist

A term used by lonely married guys to try and pick up women who are looking for security and stability.

Hey there single lady. I am a marriageologist and understand where you are coming from.

by buzzkill71 June 8, 2011