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Laundry Machine

A common household appliance that actually doubles as a wonderful place to sit on for the purpose of achieving sensual vibrations that lead to tremendous orgasms.
After doing three loads of laundry today, I needed a boost. So, I sat on the laundry machine and achieved the most exquisite of orgasms.
by Indy Sparkplug May 4, 2010
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Time Machine

It will never happen and if it does are you sure you would want to change your past?
"This icecream flavor sucks. I wish I had a time machine to go back and pick a different one."
by Chantel Cliche July 4, 2009
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Smoke Machine

A Smoke Machine is a machine that shoots out smoke and hides your friend from dancing like a fool.

Also a Smoke Machine can be used in movies to create a fake fire.
How many fingers did you use on the Smoke Machine to hide drews dancing?
by Tyler3535 September 25, 2009
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rage against the machine

1. v. To rebel, revolt; To actively or passively fight society or the government.

2. v. One of the best and biggest bands of the 90s; in this respect, comparable to Red Hot Chilli Peppers. They are the other (see Korn) band that led to the nu-metal explosion of the late 90s. The band is known for its extremist militant left-wing liberal lyrics; in fact, RATM was formed to promote the message of a badly-needed rebellion. They are commonly hated by conservatives and feared by soccer moms. They have been accused of using their popularity to promote a liberal agenda among fans; to those people I merely say: THAT'S THE POINT OF THE BAND, YOU FUCKWIT.

The band was composed of driving force, frontman and rapper Zack de la Rocha, fantastic bass player Timmy C, guitarist extraordinaire Tom Morello and the incomparable drummer Brad Wilk. Timmy, Tom and Brad have since joined with the former lead singer of Soundgarden and become Audioslave.

Rage Against the Machine have a completely unique sound. Rapped lyrics accompany guitars with riffs and solos typical of metal, the bass has a heavy influence on the music, resembling funk, and the drums are reminiscent of hardcore punk, but best described as psycho. They also have a very raw sound when compared to most nu-metal. The first album, slef-titled, bears the disclaimer NO SAMPLES, KEYBOARDS OR SYNTHESIZERS USED IN THE MAKING OF THIS RECORDING.

Rage Against the Machine sold out, a severely disappointing fact. Since then, the band has divided, leading to Audioslave and the solo career of Zack de la Rocha. Zack, unlike Audioslave, keeps the intensity and spirit of rebellion in his music.
1. Don't listen to the lies the government tells you, man. Rage against the machine.

2. Don't listen to the lies the government tells you, man. Listen to Rage Against the Machine.
by Switch March 13, 2005
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Alexis Machine

Serial killer famed by Stephen King who likes to kill his victims with a straight razor.
I was going to shave this morning , but my roomate Alexis Machine stole my razor and killed everyone at the office.
by Antony1 June 15, 2006
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sex-machine

a machine used to get a woman off. Usually has a dildo on the end of it.
I knew becky was a freak when I saw her sex machine.
by KroSS October 7, 2004
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Internet Hate Machine

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.
Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
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