pocket mustard

Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!

Man That Artist named Kory Hubbel has the kind of Pocket Mustard that comes from the streets!

by NOTBANKSY ' May 3, 2018

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meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

by Kcole54301 January 30, 2018

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horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).

Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.

by Rockchurch July 30, 2012

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Mustardous

Mustardous; Meaning lack of mustard or honey mustard. Can be Used as a Verb, or an adverb.

Abbie was fealing very mustardous because she ran out of Honey mustard.

Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.

by The Mustard King September 11, 2011

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Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024

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Mustard boy

Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.

Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck

by kkpep January 6, 2024

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