Loaded Mushroom 

The act of performing a hand job but quitting just before ejaculation.

After Ted walked in the door, Bryan left me with a loaded mushroom.

Loaded Mushroom by Superman B October 12, 2011

Micro Mushroom 

A really small penis.

This guy jay told me to suck his dick but I aint eating Micro Mushrooms

Micro Mushroom by Umbbro July 20, 2017

Cream of Mushroom 

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.

Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

Cream of Mushroom by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Friendly Mushroom 

Noun, hallucinations caused by drinking mysterious cactus juice.
Origin: Avatar; the Last Airbender

"FRIEINDLY MUSHROOM!!! FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!! Mooshy giant FREIIIND!!"

Friendly Mushroom by Hrath and Sky March 30, 2009

The religion of Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom created earth, and grew out from the ground. He created Holy Tree, and Holy Mushroom created Holy Fish, because Holy Mushroom were half animal, half plant. The fish evolved to Holy Birb, and they created humans together.

The religion of Holy Mushroom is the only thing to have truth in

The religion of Holy Mushroom by theflying_egg September 18, 2020

infected mushroom 

Totally F-ing sweet psy-trance techno group from Israel.

When I heard Infected Mushroom play at Organix last night, I totally shit my pants. God they are sweet.

infected mushroom by TheSavaryLife January 22, 2005

Apologetic Mushroom 

Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.

Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!

Apologetic Mushroom by ThemorriganXIII May 22, 2018