monkey shit

putty material that is used for filling in gaps.

Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.

by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005

monkey-in-the-bush

Psuedonym for a homosexual

Ms. Swan: "Oh, I geddit--this a monkey-in-the-bush bar!"

by Thomas Hall! November 23, 2006

monkey dick

an idiot,or dumb ass

your such a monkey dick

by kirkas January 25, 2009

monkey rush

A variation in the football goalkeeper position used in some informal football games (the most important kind). Monkey rush describes when the position of goalkeeper is filled by the player who happens to be closest to their own goal. The person temporarily filling the role of monkey rush may use their hands inside the pre-agreed designated goalkeeper area. The position of monkey rush applies to whoever is closest to their own goal, and can be rotated amongst the players whenever they like. The rule must be agreed before a game starts, as must the goalkeeper area.

Roger: Okay Daddy, you go in goal, Mummys team are putting dirty Uncle Berti in goal.

Daddy: I dont want to get stuck in goal

Roger: Okay, we can rotate goalkeeper, you go first.

Daddy: No fucking way.

Roger: Rush keeper then. You come out when ever you want.

Daddy: No, Roger. Lets Play monkey rush. Who ever is back furthest goes in. Ask Mummy if she agrees.

by Lukic Lobo April 24, 2009

Monkey Feet

Feet that have the ability to grasp, cling, pinch, throw, scratch,pick and slap just as well as the hands.

Michelle Ward has monkey feet.

by moisttowelette April 18, 2010

monkey mania

When a young man attempting to impress females flaunts his abilities to consume large amounts of alcohol all while displaying his strength and vocal abilities.

Young male gorillas in the zoo commonly display monkey mania in their pursuit to mate.

Other examples of monkey mania can be seen in freshman College males at their first college party.

cutty 1- Bro did you hear Dtrain went monkey mania up in tahoe last week?

cutty 2- yeah bro i hreard he shattered a window with his elbow, smashed a door down, smoked a pack and shot gunned like ten brews.

cutty 1- yeah bro and he didnt even get any punanny

by d@t_N1gg4_j1G$ August 11, 2009

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 3, 2005