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Milkshake

by oof*7 March 24, 2019
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Milkshake is nice

Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.
Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Happy soul equals happy life

Share a shake with your wife

True beauty in the cream

But it can’t compete with you Jolene
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Mistake

Son- “what does mistake mean”
Dad-“just go look in the mirror
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Mistake

if you scrolled this far, you.
Friend: why are you searching up mistake?
You: I just wanted to see the definitions
Friend: y'know there's probably a better way to use your time. why don't you talk to your friend's
You: I'm talking to you. you're my friend
Friend: what? no I'm not. I don't even exist. man, you really are a mistake
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Mistake

Gosh, Jake Paul is suck a mistake!”
by LilSkittles101 November 28, 2019
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Mistake

What we call a person who was born because of a broken condom
That Duncan guy must've been a mistake.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 14, 2019
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Mistakely

A common mistake with most children who mean to say 'mistakenly' or 'by mistake'.
I mistakely ate your potato.
by Eths :) April 9, 2020
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