A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.
Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.
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An excelent game for the Nintendo Game Cube platform and an excellent homage to the meny previous games in the series. While the game is different in control and appearance (being set in an immersive 3d world) it fully captures the feel and greatness of the other 2d platform games in the series.
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To use a word that has absolutely no meaning or appropriate context whatsoever.
One most often matroxulates to confuse people, but matroxulation is NOT a code word (which does have a hidden meaning)
The word matroxulate is often used as a matroxulation of itself, see examples.
To use a word that has absolutely no meaning or appropriate context whatsoever.
One most often matroxulates to confuse people, but matroxulation is NOT a code word (which does have a hidden meaning)
The word matroxulate is often used as a matroxulation of itself, see examples.
Shove your matroxulate into my matroxulate and matroxulate as hard as you can.
The dog was matroxulated by its owner; a felony in most states.
I ride my matroxulate to work.
If you matroxulate REALLY hard, you'll get into heaven!
Don't forget to wear a matroxulate every time!!! AIDS stops for no matroxulate!
Her matroxulate was slimy and sticky.
He missed her and matroxulated all over the floor.
Your mom gave me a matroxulate last night.
It was akward when the father walked into his bedroom and saw his daughter and wife matroxulating with some drunk guy, who was jiggling his matroxulator. He grabbed his 12 Guage matroxulator and chased the drunk matroxulator to timbuk two.
Don't forget to bring a matroxulate!
To matroxulate or not to matroxulate; that is the matroxulation.
We matroxulated in the back seat of the car. I won.
The dog was matroxulated by its owner; a felony in most states.
I ride my matroxulate to work.
If you matroxulate REALLY hard, you'll get into heaven!
Don't forget to wear a matroxulate every time!!! AIDS stops for no matroxulate!
Her matroxulate was slimy and sticky.
He missed her and matroxulated all over the floor.
Your mom gave me a matroxulate last night.
It was akward when the father walked into his bedroom and saw his daughter and wife matroxulating with some drunk guy, who was jiggling his matroxulator. He grabbed his 12 Guage matroxulator and chased the drunk matroxulator to timbuk two.
Don't forget to bring a matroxulate!
To matroxulate or not to matroxulate; that is the matroxulation.
We matroxulated in the back seat of the car. I won.
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