Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".

Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what

by EricShun808 March 16, 2021

mayonnaisia

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.

Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia

by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017

maronise

A very sexy, lightskin girl that loves attention especially from her significant other. VERY LOUD and loves guys that plays basketball.

We all want us a Maronise

Maronise is one fine momma jamaa.

by xxprincey1998 March 6, 2018

Malnaise

A cuckold of a boy; also an act mostly known for harvesting the bacterial yeast of an infected vagina, which in turn, then uses it as a condiment in between his sandwich, like cream cheese.

Bro 1: Hey man! Have you ever had a Malnaise sammich?

Bro 2: A what?

Bro 1: a Malnaise sammich! It's where you collect the fungus of a woman's infect vagina and use it in place of creamcheese! I've heard it's a much more healthier option than plain ol regular Cream cheese

by BraditoEspacito December 18, 2018

Kayonaise

A better way of saying metchup meaning a mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise

Ooooo have this kayonaise 😉😉😉

by I speak the truth_yes_i_do April 29, 2019

Mayonnaisium

Any sufficiently large gathering of white people; any event where the food provided or brought is expected to be mostly mayonnaise-based.

"You get over to Aunt Karen's cookout, bud? Real mayonnaisium."

by DestroFace March 25, 2020

Mayonnaisification

1.To add unnecessary ingredients. To render less lively, less appealing. To unnecessarily add, spread and or slander. Doing too much.
2. To appropriate, copy, and or impersonate people of color by white washing.

The Essence Festival ended early due the mayonnaisification of the event.

by 31323132bdLG March 9, 2022