Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!

1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”

by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020

social knowledge management

A community where knowledge is shared, rated and redistributed ongoing.

A two-way wiki is one example of social knowledge management or a shared social space such as a social network or VR social space where information can be recorded and shared.

by Lisa K Padilla May 24, 2018

Case Manager

A case manager is the mainstay in the healthcare or social services sector to get people back on the right track. They always put the common good before their own interests, even postponing their dates on a Sunday evening just so they can give their all the next day. People always treat them with reverence and respect, bowing down in their presence. Not all heroes wear a cape - case managers carry society on their backs. You can recognize the best of them by their crystal-clear blue eyes.

Help! We need a Case Manager, our clients are collapsing!
Okey! I will call heaven and tell them that the angels are needed.

by Japina125 November 12, 2023

National gymnastics manager day

On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts

Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!

by Bomieboy69 December 1, 2021

herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “

Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.

by Shade tree May 23, 2019

Give the project manager their head

allow them to do what they want to do, without trying to advise or stop them; to allow them to do what they want without interference, advice, or direction

After weeks of meticulous planning and preparation, the team leader decided to just give the project manager their head and see what innovative solutions emerged.

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

Manager

If your manager is bloods and crips then you’ll be treated as one.

Slappyzee

For ex: SnooP Lion manager a crip gang member.

I need to know if metaphorically

“Did you kill tookie” if I could get you to agree at your half decent.

To me you killed tookie too

by Rico Martian January 21, 2022