Hillbilly Lunge

1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.

2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.

Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.

Past Tense: Hillbillied

"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"

"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"

"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"

by F1ange October 31, 2013

Shamrock Lung

An acute but deadly medical condition wherein one's lungs are saturated in jizz, jizzum, knucklebabies or splooge (correct technical term in Europe and Asia minor). Termed shamrock lung do to the jizz attaching to the lungs eppiphillii in clusters of 4. When the afflicted person speaks, air is entrained causing the cluster of four sploogum to bubble and pop; resulting in a definitive milky white shamrock pattern.

Common misconception he did not die from the gerbel in ass, it was actually the shamrock lung that got him in the end.

by Shamrocklung 1 October 15, 2018

Weed leper’s lung

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.

That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!

by Biggbootyboy June 9, 2020

sinner lungs

A person who cannot inhale too much smoke or their lungs will burn

"She was coughing up a storm while smoking hookah"
"Probably has sinner lungs"

by shawermona January 25, 2016

Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.

I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.

by [e-mail] September 17, 2021

chicken lungs

When you rip a bong and start coughing so much that you sound like a dying chicken.

"Aye bruh I got mad chicken lungs last night."
"Hell yeah you did I thought we were in KFC."

by Poonanny destroya September 20, 2016

Whistleblower's lung

Whistleblower's lung is a Medical Condition that occurs to whistleblowers who report on large corporations and governmental malpractice, war-crimes and corruption.

Whistleblower's lung occurs suddenly into otherwise healthy people a few days of leaking information that exposes a institution or organisation in a negative way.

Whistleblower's lung can be characterized by the following:
Rapid onset deterioration of lung tissue, Rapid and sudden changes in weight. Sudden, unexplained suicide in mentally well, happy and motivated whistleblowers.
First coined by Moist Critical.

"Did you hear about what happened to Joshua Dean? He caught Whistleblower's lung"
"Boeing is fucking evil"

by _Shmeegiod May 3, 2024