LORD

Lord Of Ring Damage. Term attributable to losing money while managing a trading portfolio, usually associated with fixed price commodities. Analogous to taking it up the butt, a painful experience that can lead to rectal dysfunction or anal damage.

Losing money on a stock portfolio, being dealt a poor hand of cards, a bad punt, a lost bet. Associated with any activity that loses money.

by Craig Smyth July 15, 2004

sex lord

A man or woman who is considered so high in the sex organization that it is an honor to have intercorse with them

Sean is a sex lord.

by spartain yankees May 5, 2009

Bum Lord

Noun
Similar in meaning to Gay Lord.
A lord of all that is bum.
A homosexual man.

You son of a bum lord

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

scum lord

Kingpin of the Chavs and Scummers in a local area, often commands a company of Delinquents. Usually the oldest in a group, or the hardest. Usually adorns the most jewellery also.

Look at that fucking scum lord in his nova.....

by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005

Lord of the Rings

An honorific title for someone who finds a lost ring while fingering his/her partner. Also works if extracting a diaphragm.

Joe- Hey Bae! I feel something! What?! You had a ring in your vagina?

Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!

by WilliamInBoston November 27, 2016

Lord Zorgon

The master of all beings... Has a dick bigger than your average OG Mudbone.

Girl: Man, Lord Zorgon has such a huge penis!

Guy:I know, right?

by Peasant Male May 27, 2018

lorden

A lorden is a short individual who likes to smoke a lot. Gets along great with anyone and is always willing to make new friends. He is kind, sweet and has the looks! Lordens are always ready to throw a good party! Usually blonde but sometimes brunette. You can talk about anything with a lorden and you can trust they will keep the information to themselves! If you find a lorden never let them leave your side!

Hannah: wow I think imma head to lordens tonight! Sounds like it’ll be fun!
Sarah: yeah I should come too! I head it’s always a blast over there!

Becky: yeah! Lorden is a great friend! I hope I never lose him as a friend!

by Mickymouseclubhouse123 March 5, 2018