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Lap lizard 

A stripper that goes around touching dick during lapdances to sell more dances. Like a lot lizard but in the club.
I haven’t sold a dance all night thanks to the lap lizard.
Lap lizard by Cascorner July 9, 2018

Wallet Lizard 

I just got jumped by a wallet lizard.
Wallet Lizard by BertAlbert January 15, 2008

the lizard king

The nickname of the late great Jim Morrison, referencing his large genitalia.
Jim Morrison is and always will be the lizard king.
the lizard king by laughlovefuck September 5, 2008

Muddy Lizard 

A flaccid penis after finishing anal sex. "muddy" because it's got shit all over it.
1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"

Lot Lizard 

A common truck stop prostitute. A male or female who sells themselves at a truck stop for a ride to the next city
Josh is constantly on his CB to hunt for the best lot lizards in Texas
Lot Lizard by RackerBurn January 21, 2014

Muddy Lizard 

The Muddy Lizard ritual beings with one male wiping a female's anus clean after she has defecated using his tongue.

The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.

Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.
Male: "Tonight is the night. We must perform the Muddy Lizard"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"

Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"