Vegan Lunch

When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.
"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."

"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."
by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021
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LaGrange Lunch

A LaGrange lunch is when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina, she uses her vaginal muscles to push the semen out into the mans hand, an can also stand to accomplish accomplish this if nees be. The man then puts his hand on the womans mouth, she accepts the semen into her mouth. The man then deeply kisses the woman performing a modified snowball.
Man last night me and my girl had a LaGrange lunch, it was amazing.
by Bob Betterhead March 04, 2018
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Lunch Ass

A condition that occurs when you've over eaten and become lazy or sleepy.
Similar reference: food coma
...after that burger I got major lunch ass, so I went to my car to take a nap.
by Oilfieldlex July 15, 2018
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Skunky Lunch

1.) Lunch with a very strong pungent and rank aroma.

2.) Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a very pungent and rank smelling vagina.
Get outta here with your smelly ass skunky lunch.

Man, I was ready to go down on that chick till I found some skunky lunch in her box.

Jaron stunk up the lunch room with his skunky lunch.
by theraque May 27, 2011
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Toasty lunch

Toasty lunch is a weird guy on PlayStation who is a limp Spaghetti noodle
Yo toasty lunch how u been
by The_pailidan1 July 20, 2021
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student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.
Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"
by I like My Bike November 04, 2011
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Lunch monster

The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.
Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
by Phaedrus3rd August 27, 2019
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