Jose Luis

Someone with an intellectual level comparable to a 1st grader

I might be dumb but I'm not Jose Luis type dumb.

by LT. Pendejo December 5, 2021

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.

Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.

by timeisfiction August 31, 2010

Dirty Luis

Some stank dry feet boy. With dad jokes and drives a motorcycle. He also has a long ass crack line. Has booty juice and always has to take a shit. Sorry luis also refers to themselves as funny and good at apex.

That dirty stank feet can’t play apex dirty Luis.

YOOO there goes dirty Luis !

by Toootttttttooo April 11, 2020

san luis obispo

i think it's a town on the california coast

i havent been to san luis obispo

by Ninj4 October 13, 2003

Jose Luis

This is the nastiest skank I've ever met. Do not trust him. He is a fugly slut. This bitch has no soul nor feelings.

You are such a jose luis. I can’t believe you had a foursome

by Thefoursometeacher November 23, 2021

san luis obispo

A town with a pretty decent public engineering school and no drive-thrus.

1. Poor SLO people, thinking their eng program is as good as UCSDs.
2. I want to go to San Luis Obispo for their sweet Mardi Gras, too bad there're no drive-thrus.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Jose Luis

A person with an intellectual level comparable to a 1st grader.

I might be dumb but, at least I'm not like Jose Luis.

by LT. Pendejo December 5, 2021