Loose Bation

1. The act of performing a means of masturbation and shooting off before you totally get hard. By the means of you want to hold a land speed record, or you simply cannot perform at 100%, finishing between 30% and no more than 65%.

2. The slang definition stating that something is cool.

Dude, did you see that?!?!?! That was some serious Loose Bation!!!!!!!

by Eric and Andrew May 13, 2008

loose or tight

that game you play when you are driving around with your buddies, you scream "LOOSE OR TIGHT" out the window to some bitch and she will reply

messenger: HEY, LOOSE OR TIGHT?
bitch: FUCK OFF ASSHOLE
messenger: ... hahaha shes so loose

by IfixYourass January 17, 2011

loose burger

the act of eating someone's ass while they accidentally pass loose stool in your mouth

Girl I was tossin his salad good last night until he slipped that loose burger right in my piehole!

by Craigiemoto April 7, 2011

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Snitches get stitches

Aye Cuzzo When Them Boyz interrogate you Remember Loose Lips Sink Ships

by STRAIGHTDUBBBNINE April 2, 2011

loose moose

When you are doing a 69, someone farts and has minor leakage.

They were doing a 69, he farted and some diarhea got on her face.

by Vanessa May 13, 2005

loose burger cheeky fuck

(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.

"Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"

"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"

by Achasers July 30, 2007

loose gooey

A girl (usually a whore) whose vagina is excessively stretched

That prostitute's a loose gooey.

by Sweater July 7, 2008