Double Path Logic

It is only possible for one logical path in a maze to exist. This renders a second possible path conceived impossible.

There are two paths for this maze but one must be wrong because of Double Path Logic.

by bytegig January 20, 2020

anti-logic

Just as anti-matter annihilates matter, anti-logic obliterates logic such that nothing is left thereafter.

The guy at the bank argued for 20 minutes about cashing his girlfriend's check because she couldn't come in; then after he was refused again he called his girlfriend over. Once anti-logic was employed no further conversation ensued.

by KaD May 4, 2010

fudgy logic

Starting with a conclusion first, fudgy logic is the process of using faulty and sometimes made up assumptions, reasoning and justifications, to arrive at the said foregone conclusion.

Similar to circular reasoning, except the in-between steps are faulty or fudged up.

1. Joe insists that 1+1=10 because he does arithmethic in binary, and therefore through fudgy logic deduction, no other number-base should exist.

2. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Dubya attacked Iraq anyway, using dubious justifications; a classic application of fudgy logic.

by walski69 September 7, 2008

Magorium logic

A paradoxical statement that seems to have a flaw in its logic, yet none can be found. Term refers to the film "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium," where this logic is used frequently.

In some cases, Magorium logic may appear somewhat circular in nature, with the logic pattern looping back upon itself.

ANNE: "You can't know something you don't know because you don't know it."

JASON: "That's an example of Magorium logic if I ever heard one."

by JasonMc92 January 20, 2011

Lynda logic

Lynda logic is when you use logic that doesn't make any sense because you always want to be right. Even if you use pictures to proof you are right, she still won't admit it. Lynda logic defies the laws of physics & reality and needs to be studied to have a better understanding of the subject.

"I showed her pictures are proof she was wrong and she still didn't admit!" "It's Lynda logic bro"

by NasirJones181 November 4, 2021

binary logic

A system of arriving at a yes or no decision, based on a series of yes/no or on/off choices.

Binary logic asserts that yes, it is time for you to return to the land of Fyad.

by Magic1 July 11, 2006

Blonde LOGiC

1) The process going on inside a "blondes" brain when creating anything similar to, or resembling thoughts.

2) When a person thinks that their way of reasoning actually will make sense to anyone else too.

1) blip, bleep, blip-blip, bleep, blip-di-blip, bleep...

2) Jane was trying to explain her idea to Tom, but it all sounded like blonde logic to him.

by GODEViL July 31, 2011