Kelan

Has very strong with very big muscles and will knock you out with his finger. When he comes over to your house he will be in your mom's bedroom banging your mom, sister, girlfriend, grandmom, and step-sister, and watch them finger each other like Docter Johnny Sin. Kelan can lift 10 cargo ships with one finger while fishing for a megalodon. If you mess with Kelan he will bang all the girls in your family besides your dog. Kelan is also a Quadrillionair because of his very big muscles. Kelan is in a 100v1 and still wins. He has a very big dick that's Bigger than the Eiffel tower. Every guy in the world has heard of Kelan because he has banged every girl in their family.

Guy1: No one can stand up to kelan because of how big he is.

Guy2: NO shit sherlock he lifts 10 cargo ships with 1 finger

Guy1: Bro shut the fuck up this is why he banged your girlfriend

Guy2: He also bamged your to and your mom.

by mypenis_ishuge March 3, 2022

Kalani

An Pre-Pubescent male

"kalani"

by adfjnjsnviuergae;orekjnvo;eu;a March 7, 2022

klanc

The sound that dope makes when you loaded into an empty bowlo.

" Damnnn... That shit's got that Klank!" " Fuck that fire, I want that klanc"

by princessKlanc March 18, 2022

Kaylan

A child who is sweet caring and kind. Yes she can suck at some times but she is an over all cute messy child.

Girl 1: Look it’s Kaylan!
Girl 2: She’s amazing!

by Childish_child March 22, 2022

kalani gramento

the greatest man alive

Micheal Jordan is an kalani gramento

by kzueb gramy March 28, 2022

Kilano

A Kilano is someone who is athletic, caring and a loyal friend who will always have your back. They usually have obsessions with movies or the film industry and like to collect things. They will always have the best advice and are really good listeners. Late night walks to 7/11 and icecream are always something they’re down for. Halloween is a time of year when they flourish as they are playful and like to prank people often. Kilanos usually aspire to have everyone around them happy. As a boyfriend they are extremely caring and make life so much better and more fun. Everyone should have a Kilano in their life!

I saw Kilano last night at 7/11. He looked hungry.

by craxyllamaseverywhere April 10, 2022

Kalan

The sea otter from the octonauts, a very very octonaut lookin dude. he likes to swim in the water and save his animal friends.

girl 1: BRO IS THAT A SEA OTTER?
girl 2: that’s Kalan 🥶🥶
girl 1: woahhh

by drownwithgerard April 22, 2022