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Alphabet Keyboard

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.
Me: Hey, why does Netflix and youtube on Xbox have a Alphabet Keyboard?
Logan: Yeah, its so dumb.
by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020
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Keyboard magic

Being fake online.
I didn't know what to say, so I used a little keyboard magic.
by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022
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keyboard kisser

Someone who is confident talking shit or spitting game explicitly online but never in person. They are given courage from the protection of their computer screen, but are quiet IRL.
Jared is always talking shit on discord but never has anything to say when I see him in person. He’s such a keyboard kisser.
by NotUrMomma November 7, 2022
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keyboard

I typed penis on a keyboard
by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020
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Keyboard Stroke

"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"
by Jewlzex March 24, 2017
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keyboard wheeler

Someone who talks a big game about wheeling, on the internet, but never goes wheeling.
I want to go wheeling this weekend but all my keyboard wheeler fiends won’t show up.
by CF352 September 4, 2019
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Keyboarding

A racist white-centering thing white people do instead of activism

Especially prevalent when a pandemic prevents white people from doing their other boarding like surfboarding and snowboarding, keyboarding is a white hobby of writing enormous diatribes about white feelings, such as outrage about black people being brutalized and killed by police officers.

Keyboarding is often used to sidestep actual activism, such as reposting people of color or engaging in the direct action asked of them such as making calls or writing letters to other white people.

Keyboarding was first made popular in the civil rights movement by white moderates and liberals, who Martin Luther King lamented were a "great stumbling block," and Malcolm X described as "the worst enemy to America."
"Did you see that post going viral? 'Black people, we're here for you!' It's so moving."
"Sounds like keyboarding."

"I finally got my aunt to stop keyboarding. She kept saying she was fighting white supremacy -- so embarrassing, right?!"
"Yikes! Hopefully you reminded her every white person spends an average of 22 hours a day enjoying and building white supremacy."
by PuffyClouds May 29, 2020
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