The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.
by bananas_in yo mouth77 November 15, 2010
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She is a beautiful girl with multiple personality. She is sometimes bipolar,and she is very hostile. She gets mad to easily,and this is a girl that likes to fight. She doesnt care about anybody,but herself .She doesnt care about peoples feelings,and shes a heartbreaker.
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An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.
Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.
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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.
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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.
by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008
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