Web Jumping

The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.

"Man, I was web jumping the other night and I typed 'midget' and it was sick! But then I typed 'so tired' and I found some wild, cool stuff!"

by Keith Karabin December 9, 2008

mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.

we went mum jumping last night

by thugaim September 18, 2013

Jump streams

Literally jumps with the rhythm of a stream. The mapper probably got an aneurysm when he made that.

-hey look at my amazing 10 star map xdd
-bro that full screen jump streams look insane, i will send your map to every osu streamer

by wiwit October 23, 2019

Mia Jump

When a girl kisses you without your consent, and promptly sprints away like a scooby doo villain.

I was walking with my gut last night and she Mia jumped me

by Nig pig March 16, 2019

jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.

-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!

by SS January 22, 2004

hyper jump

A moment of clarity during drunken fun.

Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.

by nexttech June 20, 2011

Buffalo jump

Leap frog sex, but in Montana.

I'm sore from all the Buffalo Jumping last night

by Rose Teresa July 13, 2017