Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy that acts gay, but actually isn’t. He is unathletic as hell, and loves to rock out with his cock out. He’s very unintelligent and is a dumbass.
Jordan, for the last time I’m not have sex with you!
by The Goat23 April 28, 2019
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A way to say the n-word without getting in trouble with Tyrone.
Craig met up with Tyrone and greeted him “What’s up my jordan?”
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A Jordan is slang for a Mexican gay man.
Man, those two Mexican guys are totally Jordan for each other.
by Bizmarquee549 February 16, 2017
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Did you see Jordan the other day, total fashion mogul
by assasin February 06, 2018
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Meme dealer fat friend depressed but tells nobody strong like to skateboard and play guitar stoner not attractive and makes friends super easy
Jordan is fucking dumb
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Its a country in the middle east next to izreal Palestine,iraq,saudi arabia, syria, and its home to one of the world's 7 wonder, Petra.
I took a vacation to visit petra thats in Jordan
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This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.
"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"

"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"

"Thats the bitch."
by Fuckmeinthe*ssdaddy123 August 30, 2018
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