jobisms

The sub-set of "real" rules, trends and insights that govern the day to day interaction between people in Corporate America.

Before you go on that job interview, you better brush up on your jobisms, in this economy you have to know how to interview.

Good thing I took jobisms 101 in college, because I knew exactly how to deal with my toxic co-worker

by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010

Jobby

A job that someone does when they don't need the money, but rather for fun or to seem like their employed friends.

Her little import business has never been profitable but it's okay because she has a huge trust fund and it's just a jobby. See trustafarian

by Iheartzombies November 26, 2010

jibbish

word used by non-jews, that can't tell the difference between hebrew and yiddish

Friend (non-jew): are u nervous about speaking jibbish at your ceremony? you hardly know it.

Jew: do you mean hebrew?

Friend: i don't know is that the one where you read backwards?

by cfed34 March 28, 2011

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

Joblined

When you get fucked and dumped. Another name for a one night stand

Oh lets joblined this girl tonight

by Joel cousin July 1, 2012

jobiot

The person at your job who after many years still can't do it without help

After 20 years on the job mathew is such a jobiot, he is always needing help

by mistertech December 1, 2013

Jobber

To put it simply, one who is a "FAYGET"

That jobber can't even dribble a damn basketball.

by balla543 June 24, 2014