Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

For later jewelry

Jewelry given from previous relationships with the idea to pawn them later for times of financial hardships.

Tracy never gave back that big ass ring Bill gave her and said its going in her for later jewelry box.

by Squeakyvoiceovers February 6, 2024

for-later-jewelry

Collecting expensive jewelry from previous relationships to pawn or sell for money when you need quick cash later after the relationship is over.

Sandra kept the 3 carat diamond ring Marcus gave her as for-later-jewelry.

by Squeakyvoiceovers March 18, 2024

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard

Japanese novel series about autistic people being really into gemstones

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit

by just-a-little-kreature March 21, 2024

The Magic Jewel Bus

When a woman consumes the man's family jewels (aka the testicles) and puts them in her mouth and down her esophagus and into her lower intestine until the testicles can be visibly seen protruding from her rectum.

During Sunday School, Bridget had a sudden craving for dumplings. Her needs were promptly satisfied when Gary performed The Magic Jewel Bus.

by Tayfar589 February 3, 2026

What Vulgar Jewelry

Uniquely refined bling and/or people.

What vulgar jewelry you people are!

by Not Lucas Marcus March 7, 2025

What Vulgar Jewelry

wˈɒt vˈʌlɡə d͡ʒˈu əlɹi

Noun.
1. Insulting phrase towards someone's jewelry.

2. If said in the correct tone, it can be used as a compliment.

1. "What vulgar jewelry you're wearing!"

2. "What vulgar jewelry you people are, no one can compare to your talent."

by Not Lucas Marcus April 17, 2025