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Angel Jeans

The Light Blue pair of jeans that have not been washed since the day they were purchased. These jeans are crusty enough to stand up on their own when taken off. These jeans have their own eco-system and quite literally houses millions of dirty bacteria , fungus and mold that leach off of the jeans cloth. These jeans have been dragged through mud, gutter filth and any backwater alley sewer gunk you can find. On closer inspection you can even find a many cum stains surrounding the crotch, that no one knows who it belongs to.
Did you see patito yesterday? He had on a pair of Angel Jeans that stank up the whole bonfire.
by LoonyKlepto October 20, 2021
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skinny jeans

ugly ass kid in my class who wont stfu and thinks hes so cool but he cant pull no bitches and is obsessive over this one girl in our class that has a bf
man 1: ew who is that
man 2: thats skinny jeans. hes ugly
man 1: i can see that
by idontlikeugoaway February 12, 2023
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Buckle Jeans

Jeans with contrasting, light colored, stitching and a bedazzled butt. Often worn by douchebags and fans of MMA and Nickleback. Often paired with an Affliction T-shirt and frosted hair.
that guy is a douchebag. I bet he wears buckle jeans.
by Bware360 February 22, 2020
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Jean-Baptiste

Professor Jean Baptiste Collin de Sussy from Amogus University. He completed his PhD in sussery, specializing in desussification. His dissertation concerned the process of desussification and potential optimizations in its efficiency. It was lauded worldwide as a breakthough in the field of sussery and he was awarded the Impostor Medal for his work!!
Oh my god!! I got accepted to Amogus University!! I can't wait to learn from Professor Jean-Baptiste himself!!! He is my idol!
by ong💀 October 19, 2022
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Jean Triples

Jean Triples can you guess the sum?
Golden Child teen yea I kissed the sun 🌞
Shawty said I ain't the same as the rest of 'em
Shawty said I'm holy like I'm blessed or sum
by KJT (King Jean Triples) January 30, 2023
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Jean Job

The act of getting your dick sucked through your jeans
"Dude I got a jean job from this girl last night"
by Gay_Dude May 5, 2018
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Theresa-Jean

An amazing, usually Filipina beauty whose kindness knows no limits.
I wish there were more Theresa-Jeans' in the world
by Someone else name June 8, 2021
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