and all that jizz

A variation of 'and all that jazz' where jazz means stuff, in this version it can mean stuff or unneccesary stuff or stuff that has a bad connotation or even a sexual connotation. It can also be just a way of saying 'all that jazz' that is unexpected and amusing.

I recently went through a divorce and all that jizz, now I'm ready to start dating again.

by James Franco's Mom December 6, 2010

Jizz

Another word for cum. aka what comes out of a mans dick in ejaculation.

go to youtube and type in "Jizz in my pants by the lonely island"

"I jizzed in my pants."

by JIZZ63 July 20, 2009

jizz fairy

a mythical fairy that visits males during sleep and sprinkles them with semen. the jizz fairy is used to explain nocturnal emissions (also known as "wet dreams").

The jizz fairy paid me a visit last night, so I decided to wash my sheets today.

by E. Ho February 19, 2009

jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

by Evan Met January 15, 2006

dr jizz

a man who can produce the largest amount of jizz (sperm) in his area/town

"dude after last nite i gota be crowned dr jizz"

by kevin barry August 31, 2008

Jizz Bitch

A bitch you jizz on.

"Jameson is Richards Jizz Bitch"

by A fellow jizz bitch May 23, 2006

jizzbag

1. A condom
2. A scrotum

1. "I did it so much that the jizzbag popped."

2. "They hit me right in the jizzbag."

by Some White Guy February 18, 2003