"Yo, You see that girl over there wit tha Apple Bottom."
"Hell yea, tht butt sho is ripe dawg, Im finned to go ova there and do sum APPLE JACKIN."
"Hell yea, tht butt sho is ripe dawg, Im finned to go ova there and do sum APPLE JACKIN."
by Mr. Apple Jack March 5, 2008
Get the Apple Jackin mug.Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi mug.Related Words
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Ned:YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL YOU JACKININI!
Ned:YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL YOU JACKININI!
by sam tonge October 7, 2008
Get the jackinini mug.Originates from faking it, to be used when someone pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.
Did you see how pissed he was last night?
Yeh, but I reckon he was just jaking it.
He says he only pulled that minger coz he was drunk, but dont you think he's jaking it?!
Yeh, but I reckon he was just jaking it.
He says he only pulled that minger coz he was drunk, but dont you think he's jaking it?!
by H2theIzzo July 18, 2006
Get the jaking it mug.When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.
Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.
Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.
Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.
by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008
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Get the Jackin' Beats mug.fat girl: i am always the third wheel
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world
by lawandra likeanigga smith March 30, 2008
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