jared gold

a very aggressive very kinky boy that likes to refer to girls as bitches and also loves the word "fuck"

"What did you fucking say?, fucking bitch" - jared gold

by susafet August 6, 2016

jared vanvleet

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.

You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.

by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016

jared petrilli

A man or young boy with an exceptionally small penis, and too afraid to commit to sexual relationships because of the embarrassment.

My new boyfriend is such a Jared petrilli, he cant even stick it in my vajay jay

by And You Know That June 10, 2016

Jared

Someone without life skills

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"

by aplacaa2115 January 11, 2020

Jared

Some fat kid that supports Real Madrid. Some how he is very athletic and is also caring. He’s also very hot.

Yo here comes Jared

by FaustoSpursFan7 January 18, 2020

Jared

Stupid idiot that contradicts everything he says

Person 1: Hey did you call me d*ckhead yesterday?
Jared: No, I only called you a d*ckhead
Person: NIBBA THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID

by MinecraftIsSuperior January 22, 2020

Jared

Has the fattest cock out of all your friends

Bruh I have a jared

by Albert12043 January 27, 2020