When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012
Get the Michael Datingmug. Common amongst middle school children. An act of standing on the playground or other semi-secluded place and hugging their "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for an extended amount of time.
by SteamtownScholar December 17, 2016
Get the Hug datemug. Halal dating isn’t halal it’s haram and no you won’t go having sex/flirting before marage with dunya ya dumass
Guy1:I am dating dunya sheikh
Sheikh:halal dating isn’t a thing by the way don’t fucking come near my lil daughter or there will be consenquenses
Sheikh:halal dating isn’t a thing by the way don’t fucking come near my lil daughter or there will be consenquenses
by Jamescharlessuckedyourpp April 25, 2019
Get the Halal datingmug. Tim: I am experiencing trauma and I need your help.
Blake: How about a trauma date? I'll be right over with your favourite food and I would love to offer you my mindful attention without passing advice or judgement.
Blake: How about a trauma date? I'll be right over with your favourite food and I would love to offer you my mindful attention without passing advice or judgement.
by Darkbydesire September 24, 2021
Get the Trauma Datemug. Abbreviation for Florida is FL. F/L stands for First/Last. Having a date that never goes past the first date/meeting.
Had another Florida date last night. She was super cute, but couldn't stop talking about herself and her cat. I definitely won't be seeing her again.
by cvan2797 April 22, 2019
Get the Florida datemug. It is when one goes out by themselves
to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves
by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go
to a park with a book or a journal.
warning: might be boring ngl should have
slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH
to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves
by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go
to a park with a book or a journal.
warning: might be boring ngl should have
slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH
J: Oh damn you ate out alone?
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never
by Yesh bby November 21, 2020
Get the Self datemug. by Fernandes14 September 11, 2013
Get the Ninten-datemug.