InstaCool

Someone who has a characteristic so freaking fantastic that it makes them instantly cool. In other words, the one attribute over shadows all other shortcomings.

Hey did you know that Kelsie owns a '69 Dodge Charger R/T? OMG that's just instacool.

by Centurianponii February 12, 2010

instagoggles

When a person, usually female, uses instagram to post pictures of themselves. These pictures are usually doctored to the point where the person is unrecognizable. These pictures are so butchered that unattractive people look semi-decently good-looking. The beer goggles of the Internet.

-hey bro, did you see that girl on instagram. She is so hot.

- Oh no. You have instagoggles on. If you take them off she looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.

by SuckMyNick July 23, 2012

Instant-Karma Text

When you accidentally send a text bitching about someone to the person you are bitching about.

Instant-Karma Text: "Tracy is such a fucking bitch. Have you seen her hair? She looks like a total skank."

*Sending to Tracy*

Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"

by Baba Dowayy September 11, 2012

instadome

When you upload an image onto the social networking app Instagram, and you proceed to get many likes on the picture, hopefully from many great looking dimes and slampieces to insure maximal domage and increasing the growth of ones social ego.

"Avery how many likes did you get on that picture of the sky with the Camera+ HDR effect on it?"

"Dood I got like 53!!!"

"Damn dood thats mad instadome"

by SaulSilver November 20, 2012

Instagrampage

Posting an abnormally high amount of pictures to your instagram account, essentially going on a rampage of uploading.

Geez, Brad really want on an instagrampage while he was on his trip to Washington DC

OMG, your new puppy makes me want to go on an instagrampage!

by newschopperbrad December 13, 2012

Instant Fat Lip

When someone hits you in the lip so hard that your lip turns into a fat lip almost instantly

Dude, you hit me so hard I got an instant fat lip!

by TobyMcNackel January 15, 2013

Instagram karma

A theory created by girls. If a girl compliments other girls on Instagram enough then she will receive good comments from other girls on her own Instagram posts.

"Catherine just commented 'you're perfect' on Bree's Instagram"

"She just wants Instagram karma for her lame pics"

by ©AustinValentine©AnthonyClark May 18, 2014