Noggo Beans

Noggo Beans is a deity, it can be worshipped by any religion. It commonly shows up in shows such as The Real House Wives Or Orange County and also Full House. It is unknown what Noggo Beans wants in this world, however, it is known that we need to worship it.

Bro did you worship noggo beans today? If not you need to! Who knows what'll happen if you dont!

by Eghoster March 24, 2021

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Dirty Bean

When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

Decoy Beans

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent

*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008

Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

bean holder

another name for vagina, the bean being the clitoris.

i had a sharp shooting pain in my bean holder.

i'm going to get in my bean holder tonight and flick my bean.

by the bean master May 19, 2009