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three cornered doormat

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.
"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".
by Peter Preston July 6, 2007
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Corner Dweller

A really uncool person that was accedently invited to a party. A corner dweller is usually found in a dark corner of the host's house drinking a juice box.
Carl was the corner dweller of the party when Jake accedently invited him.
by Chewy Chewy Chihuahua! September 19, 2010
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Corner Store Outfit

A corner store outfit is an outfit consisting of a t shirt basketball shorts or extremely short shorts Sandals or slides maybe puma adidas or nike and sometimes even a dad hat.
Everyone’s dressed all nice and I’m here in a corner store outfit
by SickoSwaeLee October 28, 2018
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Wolf your corner

The act of howling into one's vagina.
Hey baby, do you like doggie style because I'll wolf your corner any day.
by WeaselF May 7, 2021
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screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
by jr December 11, 2004
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Murat around the corner

Murat is god
He is the best motorcar mechanic
He has only 9 fingers, but still satisfies every woman better than you!
Murat around the corner story:
Person 1: HII UwU
Murat: wanna get your car clean?
Person 1: yeah Kuss auf die Nuss
Murat: "destroys car and fucks his wife and daughter"
by N1CHTSO November 24, 2021
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