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Seppuku Season

That time of the year when everything is going so poorly that everyone begins to contemplate committing ritual suicide
If I get extended on this damn project one more time, it's Seppuku Season.
Other prominent examples of Seppuku Season include: Chicago winters, connecting flights, cancelled Uber EATS orders, and the deli running out of hummus
by Seppuku Sam September 27, 2018
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Huntin season

The locals like Stealing Bennys shit at the jersey shore during the summer months
Guy 1: yo that Benny’s got a nice bike
Guy 2: it’s huntin season
by Localbeachkid October 4, 2018
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Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover
Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned
by It’s a thing February 14, 2023
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Dean Season

Referring to season where raunchy picks are sent government officials and/or teachers, lots of weed is smoked, interacting with NPCs, and saying not ___ season. Often referring to everyday July to the following June.
Dean season not Cole season.
by Erwin Fink Elmore the IV December 7, 2022
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Opp season

A time of year where sliding on your opps ( opponents ) at any time/moment is permissible.
“Are u fr about to rob him ? hes w his daughter bro”

“ion care he can catch this fade
“damn is it opp season??”
by swoozo October 7, 2022
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icy season

the season to love ur self and ur ripe ass
by icyseason1234 December 12, 2021
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Seasoning pack

Slang used to describe condoms since they both usually come in square packs
Last night with shawty was crazy I had to pull out the seasoning pack
by Jay breezy makes it easy February 21, 2022
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