"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"
by hotmanwhoishot March 21, 2021
This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
by Thegoofster123 September 01, 2020
When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
by Teamcarrytoxic May 11, 2018
The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family
by Fireslizzard March 14, 2016
When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter December 10, 2015
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader November 21, 2017