Honest Shitter

A person who goes to the bathroom in school to actually shit and not use their phone

Me: John, why do you never use your phone in the bathroom?
John: I'm an honest shitter, I need to actually let it all out

by MikeyD25 October 13, 2016

Honestlit

When something is just honestly lit. It's just that.

"That quote was honestlit.

by Its Red Sky December 31, 2016

honesty scone

The act of going down on a girl who's prudish, or inexperienced.

"Dude I finally able to taste that sweet honesty scone last night!"

by PoTeeto February 9, 2017

honest bloke

A man whom does the right thing all of the time and does not make the boys wait.

What an honest bloke Jake Harvey is, going to the Impy even though he feels hanging

by HNNFGVSD May 27, 2017

Horseshit

Horseshit = laughable Bullshit.

Can we get our vote back ?
That’s Horseshit ! Horseshit ! You show no respect for me or my golf course. The Donald

by GetOffaMyLawn May 29, 2017

hontest

Hontest comes from the greek word....

It has no origins ok? Its a typo/mistake made by someone who has no knowledge of the english language or someone who doesnt have the basic motor movements to successfully type it.

No such example can exist among functioning humans. "Hontest".

by WORDSMITHGREGORY June 20, 2017

horseshoe cock

A cock that does a complete u-turn. Or cock that completes a complete 180degree turn facing the owner.

He came on his own pants due to his horseshoe cock.

by Aperse June 25, 2017